HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

(via grassgreenerthantheotherside)

colourfulmotion:

fun ideas for those comedians on a roadtrip shows

  • jimmy carr and david walliams
  • aisling bea and katherine ryan
  • david mitchell and jon richardson
  • miranda hart and lee mack
  • jack whitehall and jimmy carr
  • simon amstell and richard ayoade
  • mel giedroyc and sue perkins
  • dylan moran and david o’doherty
  • chris ramsey and roisin conaty
  • james acaster and joe lycett

lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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sassy-gay-justice:

"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

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motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

(via agiftwithaprice)

gingerlocked:

marleeny3:

TV comedienne Catherine Tate is to take to the stage later this year, playing a woman who attempted to assassinate US president Gerald Ford in 1975.

The former Doctor Who star will join Mike McShane and Andy Nyman in the Menier Chocolate Factory revival of Stephen Sondheim’s musical Assassins.

First staged in 1990, the show brings together people who have tried to kill the US president, some successfully.

Jamie Lloyd will direct the production at the South London venue.

The director’s recent credits include the Martin Freeman-led staging of Shakespeare’s Richard III at London’s Trafalgar Studios.

Tate, who can currently be seen in BBC One sitcom Big School, will play Sara Jane Moore in the show from 21 November until 8 February.

gingerlocked you see this?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT kellsername

(Source: femmewho, via themedusacascade)

fun date idea #257

sit on the ground in a train station drinking mountain dew from a listerine bottle

studyseshwiththeplatypusqueen:

Experiments in note taking techniques: black ink & highlighters

(via study-spo)

chryswatchesgot:

Chrys Watches GoT [x]

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